You wouldn't stop crying and screaming Hilary Duff doesn't deserve Gossip Girl
I had to go to the bank to confirm purchases made on 10/31/09 because they were signed as Lady Gaga
It's 3am, i just got back from ht e bars and registered for classes larteeeeee. History of baseball at 8am? at least ill meet the only stragiht gusy at NYU!
Just got the orientation leader spot. For the first two days, I will be one of the best looking guys on campus. The freshman girls will be so disappointed they settled for me when everyone else comes back.
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My vagina is scared and excited at the same time. It might not be able to sleep tonight.
I know for sure he's a bro because he closed the door so my gf didn't see me hooking up with her cousin.
is year to celebrate how much I love you, I made a mosaic of your penis with conversation hearts. it's in your mailbox.\n\nHAPPY VALENTINE'S DAY TO YOU
the upside of dating someone over 21: he can buy me a pregnancy test AND a bottle of wine when he goes to cvs for me
I was trying to climb into what I thought was a bunk bed.. Turns out it was just a cabinet under the sink in a bathroom
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She sprained her ankle last night trying to flash me.
I can already tell, the amount of fun I'm having right now is not nearly going to compensate for the amount of "let us never speak of this again" I'm gonna have tomorrow
Naked snow angels was a very bad idea. My vag is now frozen shut.
It was 16 hours of liver killing mistake making goodness
I must be really high or they really did just bring me a banana split instead of a burger
high I am. I am yoda. Yoda I am
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