i hope S**** or M***** or someone took note of the fact that i was drinking popov like water and could no longer form sentences. i mean, dont get me wrong i had been thinking about boning R*** long before my sobriety left the picture but the number of reasons not to, outweighed the temptation and without sir robert burnett as R***'s wingman, it would have never happened
Earlier, I saw a homeless man that looked like Abe Lincoln, and I just saw a guy walk past wearing crocs and socks. I'm beginning to like this city less and less
Walking by Farrand Field is better than a porno right now.
I tried making the sex a little better this time so right before I blew I yelled "ready or not here I come!"
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I called the bar to ask if they found my Id and credit card and they remembered me as 'the girl who signed her receipt in blood'
You were pissed we didn't change the movie to Eurotrip so you kept singing "Scotty Doesn't Know" over and over until you passed out.
filling out my bracket based on schools with ppl I've hooked up with
I am now the only person in my apartment who hasn't had sex in my bed.
No. I'm just saying it shows no signs of stopping. My dad was a man-whore well into his 50s.
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Every time you started making out for him we all cheered for you... that's what sorority sisters do - they cheer you on when you make bad life decisions at the bar.
Also I played a weird game of chicken in the ladies room at work between myself the person pooping 2 stalls over and a very determined maintenance man.
WHY AM I CRAWLING IN OLDER MEN HOLY JESUS
Two cats fucking in the middle of the street. I sat there and watched in my car because I didn't want to cock block the male by honkin my horn.
If he thinks I'm canceling my orgy to coddle his stupid fucking behavior, he has another thing coming
remember that party we went to sophomore year where we found that girl and had the orgy? Im totally at that house right now.
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