I met the nicest Tranny last night. He/She loves Cheetos.
Theres this tee in the mall and it says all girls just wanna have safe sex. U make me think thats a lie
I just saw my grandmother naked. again. this needs to stop now.
I don't think the people up for their 8am class were as impressed with how many beads i got last night as we were.
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mallory made a planned parenthood decision maker flow chart again.
My boyfriend correctly calculated the time I would be out of alcohol and showed up about four minutes after I'd run out with two bottles of wine. I think this is love.
dude, i warned you that using a card to pay for my hotel room was a bad idea. You deserve the extra $600 in cleaning fees
Some guy is here using a taser on people. I'm up next
He thought he was ordering for the whole party so when he came back with thirty burritos and four of us were left, he wasn't happy
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He said the pain stops when I get my shit together and stop being a drugged out alcoholic mess. Could have just said no.
I'm so glad you support me having casual sex with your uncle
She fell off the bed and giggled until she passed out naked. It was really weird.
Probably not gonna date her.
This chick just walked by and pet my beard. Don't know, never talked to her. She just walked by and pet my beard.
Marry her
Omg. I definitely just got hit on by my doctor AFTER he completed my pap smear which clearly showed I was in the middle of an outbreak. What. The. Fuck.
the sex got boring after the first three hours
holy shit
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