Call me so I can make it juicy for ya
Talk about the highs and lows of a night out: had a threesome, then got robbed at knifepoint.
I can'nr wwn explain this nihght . So amnt dixks. Shitttttt.
You screamed for campus security to do something about the police officer who dumping ur 40
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This whole night would have been avoided if the liquor store had air heads
Just finished off a roll of paper towels. Celebration blunt?
I don't understand but I'll be there in 5
Topless bubble bath with a lesbian is debatable as a gay experience.
This is what happens when wu tang raised you
Jesus Christ. If I were a normal sex-having person, I'd think I was knocked up. I'm cycling through emotions like I'm in a decathlon to crazy.
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She was from Wisconsin, she had great boobs... I mean... It's a dairy state....
You are cordially invited to an I'm not pregnant laser tag celebration tomorrow. booze is optional.
just call my name and ill be there, if we are puking, beating up bitches, or pickin up men, OR avoiding wierd men, so many situations require a wingman
the fact that you beer bonged rum made me so proud, the fact that you threw up an entire footlong tuna melt after... not so much babe
Is it just me or did we have a heart to heart talk while you were naked last night?
i just woke up in my dog's bed, on my parents floor, my outfit on backwards, and a bottle of lube poured down my pocket.
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