Pregnant stripper...not hot.
she cant drink. allergic to alcohol.
ewwww. she might as well have a dick.
the owner gave me a free bottle of vodka and a 12pack of red bull if i agreed to leave. my drunken antics are finally paying off.
I asked my mom if I was the drunkest one in the room. With 8 days till I go back to school, I couldn't care less about being shitfaced at a baptism
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I am eating deep fried cinnamon rolls and I found a lighter in my sprinkles. I miss you.
If I got everything I wanted in the world, I would have been forcing soup down your throat hours ago
If they were bad they leave that night, if they were good they get a gold star, and if they were great they get invited back. Simple.
That moment when the line ‘If you want a hot body you better work bitch’ in Britney Spears’ new song comes on as you’re using two forks to shovel enchilada into your mouth.
$1 drinks and Playboy theme. I am never leaving this place
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I can't believe I'm coordinating a threesome at work. My productivity is at an all time low.
This is why you have to watch more Zombie movies- to prepare for End Times...
I guess you could say that.. I mean, we did walk in on our DD doing a keg stand thru her ass.
Real life skills section of my resume: blow jobs, food knowledge trivia, sarcasm, mascaera application, sexting, tolerance of rail liquors
I just woke up, dressed as Chris Brown, with a bunless hot dog (presumably from 7/11) in my pocket, wearing a pair of shoes I don't recognize as my own. Help.
They stopped fighting to partake in M&Ms and porn.
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