FYI... At my funeral, it will be your job to throw yourself dramatically onto my casket.
After watching Cinemax for a few months, real porn just grosses me out.
im sober playing flip cup. its like cheating.
let me put it this way. im never saying "join in or get out" again unless i know whos in the room.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Strip beer pong in the front yard? Of course the cops showed up
Tip of the day: Don't ever send a bootycxall at 3 in aftnoon. No one will respond n u'll just feel fooolish.
Now that I'm hitting my bong, I realized I haven't missed something so much in a long time. I love Thomas the Dank Engine.
sitting in the kitchen naked and eating stirfry, random dude left my room saying thanks and gave me a bottle of wine. explain...
Red Alert: She has 3 cats, a parrot, and 2 rats. Initiate Protocol Zero and rendezvous at Checkpoint Bravo for debriefing
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I will never use my dick in anger. With great dick comes great responsibility
I can't believe he's mad at you for not remembering your fake anniversary.
After last night I am convinced that you are the human embodiment of alcoholism and bad decisions.
Like did he really think I just hit him up for dick !? It's 11:30 am , these ain't hoe hours
you pulled out seven eyelashes and made me count them multiple times whilst crying hysterically.
So, I can officially cross "getting eaten out in a church confession booth" off my bucket list.
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