Pride was great cause we really can now appreciate how far we've come as gay people!
Doll, if you're still fucking strangers behind the WeHo Sonic while high on E then we've come as far as 2003...
3 different guys in my psych class know me as 3 different names and said hi to me with all 3 different names-Andrea, Grace, and Bella
I've never been more proud of you
stop changing my ringtone to people fucking, it looks bad at work
I just want you to know I tipped the cab driver $10 last night because I felt bad that he didn't have healthcare.
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He's only a little bit crosseyed.
I think this is one situation where "a little bit" doesn't mean much.
Literally been drinking for 10 hours. Hammered. Roasted chestnuts fell out of my shirt earlier.
Your two fuck buddies playing ping pong together. HOW. ADORABLE!
We are hot boxing the gondola
I hate everything.
I do believe at one point I was dispensing medical advice while wearing your sombrero and a hulk hand
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My parents don't seem to understand that all I want to do over break is smoke in bed and watch Workaholics.
Just saw a woman in bootie shorts and a winter coat at the library. God. Bless. Prostitutes.
My sheer presence has sent the hipsters running in terror. I expect no problems.
Apparently I blamed my BAC on the Saint Louis Cardinals...how is that not a valid excuse?!
I can't believe that after 9 years of signing things as "BATMAN", the first place to turn it down was the liquor store down the block.
your mom was just petting me...I am strangely comfortable with it
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