he's the Salvador Dali of pubic shaving
Only a mothe r could love this liver
What can I say...he's packing some serious heat down there. You wouldn't expect that looking at him, huh?
I guess God knew he was going to be bald...
I just had to explain to the pharmacy cashier that the Plan B and thank you notes I was buying were not related.
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We were tigers and tigers don't wear pants
Saw a sign earlier "Domino's Lava Cakes $3.00" and I thought of you. This text brought to you by thing I don't need to know about your sex life.
And all I wanted you to do is stand there and sing who let the dogs out.
My clit is not a Gobstopper. Cut it out.
It would only make sense that I'd cheat on him with his best friend on the ides of march...
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I've already agreed to hook up with 3 people tonight, and its not even 2:00 yet... I think this is what the path to success looks like.
Cops on bikes. I think I can outrun them.
he told me it was nice to see me not blacked out mumbling to myself in the front seat, I told him it was nice to see him not in handcuffs.
I just had a spiritual connection with my sweater and did ballet in the hallway. Alone. I'd say we're gonna chalk that up as a win for marijuana and call it a night
I got my nipples pierced. If you haven't seen my boobs in the past week, you're among the minority
Hey! Its not the first time I've been eaten out in a bridesmaids dress in a church by a groomsman!
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