But do you think a lot of ppl use facebook as a masturbation supplement to porn?
Let me make clear that I am not a facebook masturbator
I puked in the cab and in my hair and he didnt even know
Well I'm glad to hear the fight wasnt over his small dick.
successfully started a charcoal grill with 2 shots of everclear and some aluminum foil. i never wanna leave here
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Watching tv. She's giving me head and she hates it when I watch her.
damn. i can't believe how fast that went from 0 to lesbian
I'm getting kicked out of the place we're at. They don't like ketchup on their walls..
We just won 1800 at the casino and are going to the strip club. Who gives a fuck if it's 5pm
Watching a bear prancing around in a tiara is worth a loss of bar time.
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I found where he bartends and I guarantee you that in approximately nine months from this Friday, you will have a niece
she used her teeth again, but this time it was out of love
Well Jon got a DUI sleeping in the back seat so I thought the trunk was safer. BUT WHO CARES WHY JUSE PLEASE COME LET ME OUT!
if anyone breaks out the olive oil & slip n slide, text me 911.
Sex was followed by homemade breadsticks. I waited till after the breadsticks were gone to tell her i had a gf.
Have you had an orgasm with an n95 mask on yet? It was better than being choked.
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