awww and there was just a proposal on stage with the pussycat dolls !!!!!
Did someone propose they get off the stage?
And she was only 16?
You say that like it's a bad thing.
Think about all of the events that have led to this: me sitting in the back of my classroom drinking beer out of a taco bell cup, telling the teacher I have to leave early to go to an AA meeting.
so then they started chanting "LET'S GET A LITTLE BIT SCHWASTED. S-H-W-...WASTED!" theres nothing like partying with former high school cheerleaders
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The man at the Honda dealership told me I smell like vodka and probably shouldn't be driving.
The bartender just started bringing me gin and tonic in a pint glass to save himself trips...
I love flavors. My neighbour is owide smoking and so am I. I'm adio boooooored and I need an adult.
So were u tired or drunk when u wrote last night's text message?
pills.
How many trips to the liquor store in a week constitutes alcoholism?
I told her the party couldn't handle my playlist LAZERBAWLS and I was right. Cops in the basement, orgy in the kitchen, jousting in the living room.
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We found out if you get Ben high but stay sober yourself he is an AWESOME cook. You need to get your ass down here, this goes against everything I know to be real.
Is it just me or is Michael Jackson blasting throughout the house
Dude, naked camping ALWAYS takes precedence. I would skip my own funeral to go naked camping.
How ya feelin' champ?
Like a million bucks that was soaked in alcohol.
Wake up. Smoke. Masturbate while eggos cook. Go back to bed. Smoke. Body spray shower. Beer with breakfast. Class. Morning of a champion.
Well. I think my red tank top is jinxed. this is now the second time it's gotten jizz on it.
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