Can we talk about the cons of throwing up in the bathtub. there are no pros.
do you think my med school application would be worse off if "I like helping others and shit" slipped into an essay I emailed last night?
Ok so the guy below me is either having sex very loudly or is very lonely
My vagina is scared and excited at the same time. It might not be able to sleep tonight.
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a guy tried paying for lapdances with cds, who uses those anymore?
If there is a god, you will have pink eye tomorrow.
well i did drunkenly flip his snowmobile going 90, so i can kind of see why hes mad
So much for not drinking this week after this weekend.. Congratulations. U made it until tuesday.
she smells like cat throw up and cupcakes. i'm trying to focus on the cupcakes but it's really. hard.
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WHO JUST REMOVED THAT SAME BOARD IN TWO MINUTES FLAT WITH NO INJURIES, SHOES, SOCKS, OR BRA?! THIS BITCH. CRACKIN A BEER FOR DA SHOWA. BITCHES AIN'T SHIT MOTHAFUCKA
You know what's even more awkward then buying plan b from someone who is a member at the gym you work at... When they come in after that day and have that look of recognition
I just paid for weed by taking him to the store to buy cheese so he could make empanadas. Best. Drug deal. Ever.
That's fine. It's not illegal to bring ham into a museum.
Sitting in my kitchen at 3am, craving dick and eating peanut butter instead. I'm not sure how I feel about being 27.
Maybe not Elvis quality pharmaceuticals...But some good stuff
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