This ain't no lie cnn says sonny n cher's dtr chastity is going to have sex reassignment surgery to become a man named chaz
Not surprised. I always thought Cher was a very passable post op transexual.
Once again you get dinner and all I get is semen on my leg
i'm lost and i look like a hooker
Just woke up on a dolphin floaty wearing only a party hat. There's blood on the side of the pool and glass in the sauna. Worst fucking hangover. But some guy said he is making crepes so its ok
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halfway through eating me out he goes 'oh that reminds me i have to buy fish for good friday'
I mean, I don't even call it a hangover anymore. It's just morning.
I'll be there. With Doritos and whisky. Don't expect much more.
She said my new name was "ranch" because I "looked delicious"
Had a dream I cut my own dick off. That's it I gotta see a doctor...
Umm
Exactly.
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I'm hiding in the bathroom at the library but there are children here I just want to drunk cry in peace
I got to walk around for eight hours wearing power armor and acting camp. No way I wouldn't love it.
I was at a crossroads, dude. Like, do I wanna eat chicken McNuggets or talk about my feelings?
We could just stay sober.
No! We tried that once.
It sucked.
you bounced a quarter off my butt and it came back hitting you in the eye. karma, bitch.
I’m going to lick a fucking door knob when this shit is all over
Probably Waffle House
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