I like it. Barfy the gin-flavoured Assman
im officially scared..,i finally realized who my boyfriend reminds me of! spencer pratt
i woke up with someone drivers licenses in my wallet this am...he said i don't have a business card so just take my drivers license
Note to self. Champagne flavored lube is neither as tasty nor as classy as one might think.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
For future references, orgasms clear sinuses.
He looks like Ryan Reynolds from this angle
Since when is drunk an angle?
I can already almost taste penis in my mouth
We were thinking he might be gay. Like how the fuck do you not even make out with a girl that made you a grilled cheese
Fuck away man. Like 3% of these new people will be back next week. This is the best week of the year to slam bitches at the gym.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I guess she was just worried I'd end up sleeping with you again
It's not too late to disappoint her you know...
Easy Mac and you are the sexiest things in my life
Nothing says "happy birthday" like a negative pregnancy test
Whoever was doing lines off my iPad is a dick. Also bring Gatorade, for I hunger
For Who flesh?
I don't know which is weirder: that she was old enough to have a live-in son close to my age, or that the woman he was with was close to hers
It was beautiful and filled the audience with hope for the future. :3 I wish I could speak more but sleep werk nighty
I asked how you were doing?
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