my brain is sober enough to have a conversation.. but my arms feel nice
guess who just spent driver's ed figuring out how to draw a guy giving head
you can't get genital warts from dogs can you?
yeah so i didn't even realize i was on meth until the next morning
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Dude I still wanna know who I had sex with on new years eve
I don't want to talk. I just want to motorboat those tits
I got mine. It's a truly beautiful penis. Plus he pulled his tongue muscle on my vagina.
I didn't hate myself when I woke up today, that's improvement right?
I got really high and googled the history of Amish people for like an hour.
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You told me you had two boobs that want to be naked for me. I'm just following up on your request.
I'm sitting in Starbucks, waiting for direction in my life, or it to be 8 p.m. Whatever comes first.
And after peeing my pants waiting outside for him, i proceeded to drop down and roll in the nearest puddle to pretend like i just ate shit when he arrived
I just washed my birth control down with captain because I don't have any water and I need to wash the blood off my face before I leave my room.....
Remember when I said I had my shit together?
im gonna shove his purity ring down his throat
Also fuck yeah conspiracy
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