Dude, way to rack up $80 in pornos in the hotel room last night, and not tell me before I got blindsided at check out.
Heh. Guess I ordered some porno last night. Heh.
Sam from lord of the rings is 10 yards away from me, i am creaming myself.
I wasted my skinny years on you. The least you can do is high five me at the bar
I'm going to leave the fate of whether I go to my midterms up to my dealer hitting me up or not
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I'm trying to spell out I love you with a series of photos of my penis, but I just realized I can't do the Y of you
i'm pregaming while finishing a paper on cardio myocyte contractility in mice. i'm kicking finals week's ass right now
I'm more concerned about the fact that I can't feel my gums
honestly, i just want you to have sex with him too so that you can fully understand my appreciation of his dick as well.
Going to the u of w I constantly have that moment of, oh hey I felt you up at that rave at folk fest that one time. Winnipeg is too small.
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you left the hospital looking like the grudge, your mom and I were pushing you in a wheel chair and you yelled peace out fuckers.
I'm gay. Congratulations to whoever had January 2014 in their pool.
Ok, in complete transparency, I am eating a cookie on my bed naked while reading a Halo novel.
I just did shots of fireball with my dad in a car wash. How's your pregaming going?
I was so high I watched a 5 minute video of different scenes of horses running. The music was magical.
is caitlin alive?
ya she's alive she's watching a movie
ok remind her she drank toilet water then.
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