Ben affleck wants to be a US senator. Just thought you would puke with me
at church Sunday morning I dropped an M&M down my dress and it landed in my bra. I fished it out and ate it. A lot of people saw me.
You know how i spent all of black friday on the plane? Well guess who's getting a x-mas gift from skymall?!!??
I woke up with a solved rubics cube in my purse
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i'm satisfied with the level of pretty that his new girlfriend isn't.
I'm also 95% sure I had a conversation with someone on how hard it would be to jerk off with out opposable thumbs
Yeah but I get laid and I know. He drank toilet water last night and he doesn't know about that either. Still makes me happy though.
We stared down the barrel of pure insanity, took more and the electric elephant god rewarded our fearlessness by giving me golden skulls and naked women crawling out of the walls. I love acid
If she has AMC, I may have to fuck her today. I want to catch up on the walking dead.
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somehow this went from sexting to explaining my eating disorder.
Just do it. I grew some lady balls and did it last year. It's your turn. Time to show what you're made of. Hit it or quit it.
Using my graduation announcement box as a table to roll a blunt on. I've official stopped giving a shit about senior year
That's a really terrible idea.
Awesome I'm gonna do it then, thanks for the input
My tits became the mascot for the SAE house last night.
He just got really stoned and kept complementing my ponytail
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