i'm pissing behind 7/11. if you guys leave... i'll think it's funny too
question: masturbation: how much is too much? I think i'm about to tip toe a fine line
before tonight, i was terrified of what tequila would make me do. but all it did was make me hook up with a movie star. sooo basically tequila's my new fave
Yes. Being a lesbian's wingman is a fun as it sounds
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College students should never be allowed to have snow days. Never.
get over here soon, theyre throwing bbeers at us from the roof. keyword : throwing
Missing part of a tooth cos I tried to open a beer with my teeth, just saw a dude that looked like bill Cosby though so things are looking up
attractive or not, he has more than one book on serial killers. i'm gonna get out of here while i can
It's after midnight. I didn't find the answer to my problem, but I did find the bottom of a bottle of vodka, so... there's that.
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Got high again and all I want to do is wave this flag around
It says a lot about the way my life is going right now that 'there's no shit in your house' is fucking good news.
My crotch smells like fire and I can't find my pants
Sometimes I look at her and just start choking. She is that much of an evil entity.
I am a unicorn in a field of flowers, you asshole.
To potentially get me laid, I need you to send me your favorite memes.
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