I'll listen to your side of the story when you stop being such a whore.
Do you think I can haggle my way to discounted weed on 4.21?
I hope my liver is having as much fun as I am
i hope someone procrastinates by putting up the pics up...
sarah said she can't even post all of hers due to facebook indecency rules
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there's a barbecue in the shower. I'd like to know who got this to fit inside perfectly. impressive
hot buttered vodka was not a success. on any level.
I woke up and the only 2 bowls I own were shattered on my floor. Pretty sure my hand and tailbone are broken and I have no idea what the fuck happened
Well I found out I was essentially dumped and replaced by a hipster and apparently offered a girl $95 to go out with me. In the spirit of the Olympics I will not be spending any time on the medal stand.
Do you remember doing synchronized hip thrusts to Michael Jackson? Probably one of my favorite parts of the night
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I immediately retract my statement involving hylecopters being allowed to blow up sharks out of the water.... The idea if it is super incredible but ultimately it would be cruel and unessesary
This chick had a condom box organized by size with dividers that glowed in the dark.
I hope dressing like a sexy, but very grown up and intelligent, secretary while out shopping helps disguise how high I am right now.
*goes to show prof a picture* *forgets tit pic is in camera roll*
The beauty of getting kicked out of college again is I can fuck my professor's brains out and she can't get fired now
i’m blowing bubbles in my bloody mary so yeah it’s pretty much time to go
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