Yeh xou jao i ama wa7tdud !!
Oh my god. its not even twelve thirty and you are useless.
Last night you tried to pee on my bed...in the hallway...your room...and the showers. When I finally got you on the toilet you passed out.
He posted on my wall. Idk if I'm ready for that big of a commitment.
I just keep sniffing it hoping for an explanation.
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He was using OnStar to get directions to the bar. I'm pretty sure he'd have gotten her number too if I hadn't disconnected the call.
Like if there was an award for best way to take a girls virginity, he would get a standing ovation. And first prize. Probably a bunch of roses too. That good.
I'm going to a foam party and gonna grind someones dick off hayy
she asked me where ive been her entire life and the guy in the room next to us yelled "with other women bitch!"
Stop trying to get a gf and raw dog some forest beasts like sasquatch
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All I want is a guy who will love me and occasionally shave my balls.
You called a girl at 4:30am to tell her "your pussy is my top priority" while simultaneously Urban Spooning late night cafes.
We're shaving superhero symbols into our pubes. I call dibs on Batman.
Look at the picture I MADE him take with me...like why??? He's holding my foot?
I left her alone for a few minutes and she's already using a guy on his hands and knees as a chair while another guy is serving her margaritas.
Whenever a guy asks me why I like weird sex stuff, I just answer, "Catholic School".
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