she's basically destroyed all of the faith i had that skinny blond girls could be a functioning part of society.
I'm pretty sure he came before I knew he was inside me.. Didn't think that was his plan when he said he was gonna do things I've never experienced before
It would be celebrated in history as "the orgasm heard round the world"
We're friends with people in his circle of friends so we're half way in. It's like I've already given him a hand job.
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First of all, I don't like eggnog. Second of all too much rum is all bad. And thirdly I'm not there to sit in your lap and pretend you are Santa and I've been a bad girl.
Apparently love is stronger than SoCo
ecstacy + fleshlight = not all that upset about being newly single anymore
Lets have the type of night where its 5am and one of us has definitely punched someone who has been on a Disney Channel show.
Buying a pregnancy test at Walmart in the middle of the night in the middle of Tennessee is not really how I imagined my 25th year on this planet starting out...
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I will no longer accept nudes from you because I met your boyfriend last night and he seems like a nice guy
I just found a half a joint in my bed. . .don't know if this qualifies as a proud moment or a cry for help
Sometimes I think he has a hidden camera in my vagina so he knows what I'm doing and saying at all times...
Sounds good. I'm hoping to have my life together by next week but you never know I guess.
My son's girlfriend just thanked me for having good penis genes.
Looks like the opera singer hook up is paying off. Ran into the MILF from 407 and she said “your lady friend sounded like a very lucky girl.”
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