Shitting during a conference call is so empowering.
and you said cock pushups were impossible
Can you send me a pic of you vag, I'm sexting the guy and he wants a pic but I didnt shave
dude are you serious?
I know you already have a pic on your phone
Riddle me this. What had unbelievable sex, and finally understands the meaning that things come better in pairs?
I hate you
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I love watching others lives come down to our level.
Just found a partially digested mushroom under my bed. Thanks for that.
I'll just be here. Naked. Eating tots and jello like a muh fuggin G
I need to stop getting so excited when a guy unzips his pants and its bigger than my boyfriends. I look like a kid in a candy store.
Drink for every country you've never heard of.
Fuuuuuuuuuck
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IM GOING TO SIT ON YOUR FACE AND CHANT 'I BELIEVE THAT WE WILL WIN'
I can't believe you won 5 grand from the casio last night and spent more than 80% on tacobell and strippers already
So why are your hands bright blue and have you seen my roommate.
Both questions will answer each other.
We are gonna have a bake sale and the preceded will go towards the abortion
Driving, getting head and talking to your boss on the phone is not a good combination. I nearly died
There's wax on my nightstand, my sheets look like Christmas, and my vagina feels like it got into a fight. All signs of a good night
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