just saw a prosititute with a baby stroller...question is...if the baby wakes up is the blow job free?
Your an asshole
Actually, it's "you're an asshole"
My point exactly
i have a feeling he has a nice dick. i can just sense it.
If you made a robot out of pillows would he be nice? It's hard to imagine a mean pillow robot. And who came up with the idea of shaving their legs?
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he ate 15 dinner rolls and nothing else. then took a shit in the bathroom came out and blamed it on his dad. i wish i was 8.
It's a good deal. He teaches me how to longboard, then we have sex
It's a 2 hour train ride a 7 in the morning, of course we're bringing alcohol
I just very easily got pretty high off of one bowl of shitty dirt weed. I'm a sad excuse for who I used to be.
I just had to beg some random guy to help me climb through your porch window since the door was locked. FYI...i hear you having sex in there. You could of at least taken a break to unlock the damn door. WTF!!!
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i'm covered in glitter and body paint WTF
We're showing the video later bring pizza
We drunkenly built a couch fort and fucked in it. I've known her since preschool. This was every childhood fantasy mixed with adult dreams come true.
My soul is telling me that I need to take this exam naked.
I wish I could send you one of those donuts I had. Like teleport it to you. Because it would change your life
A reply to my tweet is getting more likes than mine, the disrespect is real
This whole brainwashing thing is easy!
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