Just got yelled at by a priest...again.
why did u have a candy cane hung on your dick in the first place?
she has a santa fetish
cute.
I'm not sure what happened last night, but I have someone stored in my phone as 'Aftershock'
Maybe she got knocked up by accident. I still refuse to believe that anyone actually INTENTIONALLY gets pregnant.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Well on a positive note, crystal light now comes in margarita flavor
I found him down the block clinging to a light post laughing and crying because a house "looked like it had buck teeth"
I dont think ive ever had a drunk day betray me so hard before
Idk I somehow continue to get laid by pulling my dick out and reciting the 3 world country orphan kid commercials
I have nothing to say for myself. When 2chainz comes on at the bar all bets are off.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
If this nail lady pinches my achilles one more time im kicking her directly in her bedazzled boobs
I know. His dick was small at the top and got bigger at the bottom, like a fucking curling wand.
The moment you tore my shirt off I knew I wanted to spend the rest of my life with you
I have finally found someone I enjoy for reasons that do not necessarily include his dick
He may have been a dick but he DID give me his Netflix log in. Maybe some good did come of it.
I came twice AND he sent me home with edibles. I think he’s a keeper.
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