guy in the car over is getting some terrible road head. he just gave me a thumbs down when he noticed i was watching.
rather than putting your name in guys phones, you just texted 90999 to donate $10 to Haiti and then gave it back to them
Just filled up my pledge keg goblet with coffee at bp. They can judge all they want. At least I'm not killing baby dolphins.
you go from almost hooking up with the hottest guy at the party, to going home with your ex....how is that even mathematically possible
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It was just a squirrel
You act like its normal to see a squirrel in the bar
I just compared drinking to love. How do these people not know I'm an alcoholic?
I've got to admit, I'm a little hesitant about giving him road head. I've seen how he drives and I've seen how he acts when I give him head. A small part of me is saying this is going to end badly.
You sent me snap chats of you guys having sex. Like plural. It was like flip book porn, I'm traumatized.
The most humiliating part was that I farted while he was tasing me.
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Trying to decide who to DD on the fourth and I came up with a Who's who of guys I've hooked up with in the last month. Not an ideal situation, but I have a feeling it's gonna happen anyway.
she pointed to my dick and said you are going to save the world
for not the first time in my life, my clothes are covered in piss and i'm standing in line waiting to buy pedialyte at a convenience store
IT'S A GIANT FUCKING ROBOT, DUDE. LOGIC IS OUT OF THE QUESTION BECAUSE AWESOME.
cinco de mayo stole my toenail
cinco de mayo stole my virginity.
so i went to the bathroom and my thong was on sideways... i guess that solves the mystery
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