I'm calling you out on twitter if you don't come over right now.
She had just swallowed, of course i didnt kiss her goodbye
Wasn't she moving abroad?
Are you really going to debate this?
we watched a tutorial on how to do guidette makeup
I just sneezed alcohol in a candle and started a fire.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
FYI don't ever, ever get a lap dance from a stripper who says " she's having a bad day " at a bachelor party.
i definitely just woke up with half of a cigarette tucked underneath my balls. Last night must have been interesting
So apparently the christmas orgy was a complete disaster
ambylanc
what?
there was an amgbulance. iw ish i was in it.
Hot freshmen.....hot freshmen chicks everywhere
You say this every welcome week, bro.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
It's like the blind leading the senile over here.
UPDATE: shit just got real- grandma is threatening to beat grandpa with a wooden spoon covered in chili.
I have a hunch Mama J got around.
Am I allowed to say that about my own mom?
You said "this is only my eighth drink" with like 6 separate drinks
I haven't had an orgasm since 2014. So you cam see why I'm having a bad year.
I work 80 hours a week to prevent myself from just laying in bed and masturbating all day. It's a hands off strategy.
May I the honors of taking your dick tonight?
The honor would be all mine.
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