I just found your credit card inside the bag of chips
you just can't say no to drugs on a mirrored table.
aparently i pased my english final. I don't even remember taking it.
the bar told me i would have to take an hour break so they could wash the shot glasses
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i now officially have to be stoned in order to look like my passport when i go to a different country
If he comes over tomorrow, im answering the door naked. Simple as that.
So that's all you want from me. Easy ass.
And an everlasting friendship
No more co-pays for contraceptives. Whoever says Obama is a bad guy has clearly never had a pregnancy scare.
I think when Jesus turned water into wine it was a sign that we should get drunk off Sangria tonight. Do it for Jesus. He died for your sins.
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just pleasured myself to USA hockey beating Russia in the shoot out. god bless America.
I THINK it was the lead singer. Whoever he was, I have his number and his dick was pierced.
It was totally the lead singer.
Best day ever, my junk is bigger than Kate Uptons boyfriends. Yay for Fappening day!
He's like a computer from 2001 in a 2014 world. It just doesn't work. Lots of glitches.
my god I love twenty year old dicks
Remember, today is also the anniversary of Harambe's death. D**** out.
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