i'm watching the fashion show on bravo
you're cheating on project runway?
if you can't score coke, you buy crack.
I just chugged a whole pitcher of beer in 1 min. 9 sec. A whole goddamn pitcher.
I told her I was horny and she said to forget it because she has vagina drama.
WHAT IN THE HELL IS VAGINA DRAMA?!
i bought a pregnancy test with dimes. Is that trashy?
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I need to get the stench of sex and broken dreams out of my room
Bad behavior is like a petri dish that grows organically In my heart
Nobody in the ambulance liked me...
Excuse me hold on, hooking up with someone who is verified on twitter is like being important.
I LOVE YOU SO MUCH I'M ON A WILD DICK CHASE FOR YOU. How many lesbians do YOU know that would do that? HOW MANY????
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It was like inception, a dream, in a dream, in the back of a dodge charger.
like every night i go out someone always suggests nipple hugs so that's why I always end up topless
If this were a real emergency kilted men wielding claymores and riding giant badgers would hve rescued said Guinness. So clearly this is just a hypothetical
If I die it's either cuz I undercooked my burger or because I used questionable cheese. I have no pants on, so if there's a wellness check, you go in first.
I still don’t believe you, the dog DID NOT tear down the shower curtain and shit on the floor.. we found you in the fetal position in the bathroom holding your tequila gun. It was you!
Why do my weekends always degenerate into using my little brothers childrens board games for drinking games?
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