YOu come back ASAP and we will do whatever you want baby
summer is not the time to consider going full bush.
went out last night and woke up on the bathroom floor again, thinking about just moving my bed in there.
Dating my ex's drug dealer.. best. revenge. ever.
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What kind of friend are you? You don't even blackout anymore.
How come the only thing we can do right in our lives is drugs?
My workout was carrying 2 cases home from the grocery. It's Bowl Week.
He told me he loved me mid lick. Anyone that can look at me from that angle, lick my vagina, and say they love me must absolutely mean it
woke up on the kitchen floor in the recovery position. at least drunk me remembered sober me's emt training
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Can't talk right now. I'm doing tequila shots with my professor at some Mexican bar. That's how I prepare for finals.
She left her panties here. They looked SOOO much smaller last night.
I need to be drunk within 15 minutes of getting home tonight.
I'm drunk from drinking bourbon out of a "cupcake sippy cup" at the Denny's bar. What the fuck happened to the goals I had?
he was wearing a pyjama shirt under a dress shirt under a hoodie under a robe under a rain poncho the man was prepared for anything
So I woke up this morning to find my laptop open, with a google search for "where to buy marble", and a hungover naked northern girl in my bed who told me that I claimed to be a sculptor last night and that I promised to sculpt a bust of her hands...
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