Remember when you weren't going to be a shit show?
She made the grapes disappear! ALL OF THEM!!!
i didnt mean to paint the dog... it just kinda happened
he said he got tested two months ago... he goes with his whole family.
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This kind of poor decision making requires a real cup, not a mason jar.
I don't think blacking out in class is a good idea. But I'm game
Yeah things got weird. You ate an entire bag of hotdog buns, then tried to catch a tree on fire with a candle.
I know this is random but to this day I regret not having sex with you on that atv on the top of that mountain underneath the American flag.
Although I feel like awkward kinda describes your entire sexual history...
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Why the fuck is he under my phone as Papi Chulo?
He was super stoned and then he compared doing meth to having anal sex and told me to "ride that cowboy." The cowboy being my ex.
I found you walking along the street hammered. You walked up said hi and handed me a beer.
My one night stand said I love you, opened my fridge, stole my cream cheese and left.
You had sex with a guy who has a purple beard last night. No Molly for a while, ok?
Why are you barefoot at a strip club?
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