i would totally change schools right now just to be that new girl everyone wants
yeah, it's no longer just 'day drinking' when it's 5pm and you're knocking over fruit displays at fresh market
Just climbed to the top of a frozen waterfall! Do you want to do drugs tm night? The two are unrelated.
he was wearing ninja turtle pajamas and he STILL got laid. who the fuck is this guy?!
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just run out there and shit all over the driveway when he comes.. and then point at him
Coming to you live from the floor of my office..
Also what is the name of Americas thing where we had a holy obligation to expand westward? I'm going name my new lighter that.
Walking in on a gay threesome, with a girl in the corner watching and taking vid is a reason to not only knock, but to never go to Savannah.
EW HE JUST SNAPPED ME A NUDE BUT HE CENSORED HIS DICK BY COLORING IT I DID NOT ASK FOR THIS
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It's called hot rabbit the party if he asks the password is "careful" don't ask
A 3am FaceTime to go to IHOP is the closest thing to a bootycall that I'm getting
It's very rude to dive mouth-first into someone's crotch without knowing if their wife is cool with it.
I was informed this morning that I took all my clothes off and ran around the whole apartment complex. Being as they just moved in, welcome to the neighborhood.
I forgot to lock the door last night. I woke up cuz a guy opened my bedroom door, asked me who I was and where he was. And there was another guy standing in the living room asking me if I knew what apartment "Travis" lives in.
Vegas never ceases to amaze me. Hung out with a stripper from ATL all night and got nuthin, but the next night meet a bride-to-be who gives me a bj in the elevator.
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