Being hungover naked and coloring my hair. I guess I am not naked I have black latex gloves on. Give me a call.
im coming over.
its summer. and we all know college gfs do not count in summer.
college gfs dont count ever. theyre like getting corn rows in jamaica. you feel cool at the time. then you go home and people make fun of you.
I think they gave out some kind of ugly girl scholarship I don't know about...
the extent of background information i have on her is minimal, but it will get me in her pants
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he has been on a 2 week bender, has been homeless for a week and a half, and leaves for madagascar in 2 days. Do we worry or is that normal?
I mean, there was frosting being put on a tunafish sandwich. Pretty sure she knew we were high.
Seriously. He was just sitting there naked in the dark with a boner pissed that I came home late.
Come help me clean. I know we won't be getting our security deposit back...but I would like to move out with our dignity.
I just found a thank you note I apparently wrote to my bed last night for letting me borrow the comforter.
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So aparently telling your roommate you're going to spoon them so hard in the public place of their employment is inappropriate
Didn't know hookah bars could end badly. I feel for her hair
Breaking into his house to steal the sheets I'd drunk pissed on before he got home was not how I wanted to be spending spring break
I started a USA chant at the bar last night for no reason, other than being plastered. Within 15 seconds, I was standing on a table and the whole bar was chanting but nobody knew why.
I gave him a handjob in the uber car. Life is really spiraling downwards.
HE’S PUKING UP BLOOD
okay all good I mistook strawberita for blood...
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