Considering the face that your still in jail Im gunna go with no.
I got oddly confused when she started talking in third person in bed.
It is official. It's the year of doin married chicks. Similar to the year of virgins but without all the baggage.
I need to find my pants, a way out of here, and a cheeseburger.
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just cheers'ed a flock of cattle as i drove past eating a burger i bought 7 hours ago. that high.
Dude, seduce him with cookies. You almost turned me gay with scones. Don't be surprised when they get you laid.
He managed to crash an entire train of shopping carts into a wall. I think he noticed my implants.
My orifices are off limits as long as you have that stache. Your call.
he brought with him gifts of cookie dough and penis. upgrading our relationship from fwb's to bf/gf was an incredibly smart merger.
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I mean, I'm shallow, narcissistic, and selfish, but I'm an amazing friend sometimes
you told me you wanted to be a soccer mom with a high tolerance then you put the bottle to your face
What made you think singing Silent Night while I was puking was a good idea?!?!
My trash can is full of used condoms and girl scout cookie boxes.
She left a cookie cake on my porch, and the frosting reads "I'm sorry". She left me an I'm-sorry-for-punching-you-in-the-face cake.
My conscious state is steadily increasing towards drunkenness.
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