i met a boy and i'm in lovvvvveeeeeeee and we're going to vegas and getting marrrrrriiiieeeeedddddd!
let's be honest with each other here, that's about the worst idea you've ever had. you need to walk this one off.
When you're opening a bottle of tequila with a golf club, it's probably time to stop drinking...
and he said i stripped him down, hand cuffed him to his bed post, and tickled his arm pits, and then continued to watch The Hangover.
creepy tank top guy is at campus health. he's hitting on a girl recovering from a panic attack.
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Sober me does NOT approve of what went on in my pants last night.
he's home with a concussion now...but apparently i'm still the highlight of his freshman year
I have fireworks and redbull; let's make heart attack inducing magic happen.
How can someone be so bad at fingering? It's such a simple concept
Had to immediately delete the Bevmo email because I can't even look at an email about alcohol right now.
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Well... This is my last night at the resort. So far, the only thing that has been in my vagina is sand.
I told him that we shouldn't complicate things. He responded with a dick pic.
It's becoming clear to me that I am not sugar baby material. I don't think I could handle old balls long term.
its like i just tried to scrub the hangover off of me.
That's why we have robots to masturbate for us
I’ve gotta be honest, I didn’t expect to have sex. I didn’t shave... anything. You couldn’t have been impressed.
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