have you ever been in a public bathroom and someone walked in, and you played "Fat or Crying" based on her breathing?
two more shots til everyone in this club gets to see my cesarean scars.
I just smoked a bowl while riding a horse. This has been a productive vacation.
After we hooked up, he left the room and no one has seen him since last night. That kid redefined hit it and quit it.
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I wish I still had pics from the prostitute I paid/dated
im looking at burger kings website. there isnt one anywhere close to where we were last night. i think it was sent from heaven
i think the penis that was inside of me changed my life
I remember seeing his penis I just dont know exactly what I did with it
In related news... Actually, nope. I don't have any orgy-related news. You win.
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I'm cutting her off I can't have my good name soiled with these kinds of shenanigans
Shit is preposterous
He asked if I had any questions. Apparently, "how thick is the stick up your ass" was not a correct question.
ANIME MEN ARE MAKING ME QUESTION MY SEXUALITY AGAIN
Today some guy at work told me I had the nicest hair he's ever seen and my response was "thanks I grew it myself". This is why I'm single.
I know this shouldnt be a problem, but there are too many women hitting on me. I dont know what to do
Come by so you can take a pregnancy test with me. It's like my monthly ritual!
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