In line at the arbys drive thru on foot. Legendary.
Make me a promise>>> if you ever see the brats from that tv show NYC Prep walking around, you will trip them, and you wil throw drinks on them
I woke up naked, with 10 visible bite marks and a black eye. I'm just going to assume that it was a good night.
Just suggested things for my dad to get my mom for Christmas in terms of "yeah you'll get laid."
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It's sad that my net worth at the moment is 4 beers
In the sauna. Drunk. When I close my eyes I think I'm a dog. Is that wrong?
I'm gonna lurk in the mother fucking bushes and watch karma take him down like a gimpy gazelle.
He ate me out in the forest at that park we used to hit my bong in highschool again, somehow this isn't what I pictured being 25 would be like
That stripper was not happy when I tried putting a dollar in her court mandated ankle bracket/tracking device
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Can we just smoke a few bowls and eat grilled cheese while drunk in our hotdog suits at 9am ?
We did it in the bar bathroom and the bathroom attendant sold us a condom. I love Nashville
He told me to tell my ass that he loved and missed it, and even though he hasn't known it long, it might be the one for him
We're making a scrapbook of dick pics, you want in or what?
this potential sugar daddy just sent me a photo of him butt naked in the woods saying he wants to "grow our spirits together." so i think i found us a new drug dealer!
His mom let me come to his house for a Booty call at 4am. She even cooked us breakfast in the morning and told me im a better moaner than his girlfriend of 4yrs.
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