Now that I've come to graduate college. I realized the only discernible skill I learned was how to roll a joint properly. go me.
Well thats $24,000 well spent.
fuck dude i blacked out on a tuesday. what am i doing with my life?
Winning.
it was frightening. in my opinion the only thing that should resemble a vagina is a vagina.
At the pride parade. It's not even noon and I'm drunk as shit... for equality of course
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Just to clear things up. I did not walk in on him jacking off to your facebook profile.
Well, I didn't bring a notebook or any paper to class. Should I take notes on the sugar packet, lace thong, or condom wrapper that instead are in my school bag?
So i forgot that my head is completely wrapped in gauze, and tried to do the "come hither" look. He think's i'm brain damaged
Not even desperate vagina wants small cock.
Glad to hear you raised your standards
I don't think you seem to understand this concept. WHEN A GAY GUY HANDS YOU A DAIQUIRI, YOU DRINK IT.
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Just drug him and when he wakes up be like "you just woke up from a coma, we've been married for the past five years." It'll be like the Vow but fucked up.
Made out with a chick in front of a girl I'm banging and successfully reDENNISed her within 9 hours
Only thig bad about that muscular chick from the gym is she liked it so rough I had to bust out a few wrestling moves from highschool
I'm watching the World Cup in bed naked with john and our USA flag aviator glasses. Can you say America?
Why so philosophical about cake and sex this morning?
he answered his phone during sex and left to go help that drama queen with her latest bullshit. I'm drinking all his vodka. it's asshole tax
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