i turned job hunting into a drinking game..
i've decided to use this saturday afternoon to take care of my pube situation
Reading in my econ of energy textbook about the US' largest oil spill from the 1990's.. guess i can't sell this one back either
you threatened to puke on the table cause they didnt serve eggs Benedict
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u kept pointing at random guys and making quacking or mooing sounds.
The last good decent convo we has was when I was trying to convince you to let me watch you pee.
Apparently I told his new girlfriend to stop swallowing because she's getting fat. Oh, and I yelled this across a large room
We're both on the slippery slope toward middle age...and really shame riddled bar experiences
Yea, you were talking about how you did not want to be a reindeer for at least 5 minutes.
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I walked by the two of them and mouthed "fuck me" based on there reaction I think they just came in their pants
Haha sweet. I'm being the Mad Hatter. I'll be drinking out of a tea cup all night. Or at least until I inevitably lose it, break it, or use it as a weapon.
Well, we ended up labeling the relationship. We are now each other's designated butt-toucher.
It's amazing what a couple of orgasms can do for a girls demeanor.
Come over so I can fuck you louder than her country music
I’ve seen not one, but three Facebook articles on my feed today about “how to eat ass”. Idk what the universe is trying to tell me but it’s needs to chill
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