Hey its my first time.
I think you mean "it's my first time"
well thats why i like him. because he makes you happy. on the other hand i think he masturbates too much while texting you.
When my girlfriend drinks sangria it's like winning the vagina lottery
So we were banging and she started puking all over my bed. I'm not sure what's worse, her puking, or that I felt the urge to start singing Flip-adelphia.
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So this snow storm is NOT helpin my masturbation problem
just because she threw up on my junk doesnt mean i dont like asians anymore
She put up a picture of her grandmother on facebook, looks like the lazy eye runs in the family
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It was so cute that he apologized for getting cum on my couch. If he realized how many guys had cum on that couch in the past year, he wouldn't have touched my vagina with a 10-ft pole.
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So guess who got away with telling their girlfriend she's insane multiple times in a Valentine's day card. Yup, this guy.
He just asked me to be his girlfriend while having sex on his parents kitchen counter
Can we talk about how she only slept with you because you remind her of a member of a K-pop group?
Let's just say his oral game was lacking. Hell, lacking is too nice of a word to describe it.
I wanted to give everyone gifts as they left the house... So when your wondering where most of the christmas ornaments are I'm really sorry.
ps why does my dog smell like popcorn and a dryer sheet..?
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