I don't know where I am but the food in the fridge is awesome.
i'm pissing behind 7/11. if you guys leave... i'll think it's funny too
When you want to head down the cleveland on Sunday?
What time do the bars open? I dont want to remember how bad theyre gonna lose
My jaw hurts. Such a slutty injury..
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It's when I'm in my pajamas and in need of a gin delivery that I miss NYC most of all.
I think it's safe to say me, swords and vodka can never be aloud in the same room again.
She's grinding on a deaf black man and I'm the interpreter.
How many folks do you know who bring coke to a dinner party. Seriously.
just woke up to a get well card i wrote myself when i was drunk. it was by the advil. i am a cocky bitch.
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What should I wear?
Uhhhhh...idk? it's a gay bar
I found something that says "i'm here to party, but not fuck guys."
I drunkenly transformed into shehulk last night and lifted every single guy off the ground bc one guy told me that there was no way I was strong enough. Don't worry, I proved them wrong. Stupid stereotypical men.
Sometimes you've gotta crawl to stay concious
He said he could outsmoke me so I challenged him to a weed duel. I don't always very competitive but when I do...
I just stole a bunch of balloons from a birthday party and am giving one to each person at the bar.
Woke up in the hospital naked with my id's taped to my chest. Also apparently puked on two guys, two girls and an escalade (at the same time). Good night.
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