Is it bad that when my prof gave examples of "stalking" behavior, I either have done or would do most of them?
My friend is getting herself a tramp stamp that says "property of the half blood prince".
The Shake Weight not only toned my arms but significantly improved my hand job form and efficiency.
I still can't figure out why that's not in the commercial.
My vagina is scared and excited at the same time. It might not be able to sleep tonight.
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My lips are red and swollen. Solid proof that giving head is a viable alternative to lipstick and plumper.
I feel choking has become trendy-- ita losing its effect. I may just have to go back to missionary to spice it up
You misunderstood me....i wasnt asking and it is not negotiable
You're making this sound more like a hostage situation than a booty call.
Having to explain to my dad why there are chicken wings to the pool filter, new low.
The only thing I regret was that he was wearing a scarf when we made out.
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Using the only finger i can move, i calculated body mass, intake and time. It's mathematically impossible for me to still have this hangover at 9pm. I passed out at 8pm last night. Fuck vodka.
If I get there and all he has for my big valentines surprise is his body, I'm dumping his ass and posting his dirty pictures on a porn site so people can laugh at him.
im too broke to be in a relationship this close to the holidays
Look I'm really high right now, and if I were to leave this house, it would be for the sole purpose of getting an ice cream sandwich. So can you please just do it.
Cant get off the floor. Need more beer. Send help.
I have never in my life been turned down for sex until this weekend.
Welcome to my everyday.
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