I need help removing her.
Ok I love you more. To infumty and beyong.
At this point it has been so long i wouldnt know what a dick was if it slapped me in the face.
his eyes are fucked up, he bumped into the cabinet while standing in my office, and he's pounding chicken soup, and he must have chewed on 8 pieces of gum before he got here.
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Life lesson: When you compete in an impromptu "bloody mary chug-off," in the end, no one wins.
And our DD is passed out in the bathtub with the curtain closed. What happened tonight
...i'd have to set their sheets on fire.
Also, if asking a guy to come over and watch curling with you doesn't scream let's fuck then idk what does
I'm sorry your Amazon says buttplugs now
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Bring me a cialis. .. I feel like having a super dick today
I still can't believe I was army crawling thru his backyard at 2am..
Should I be concerned that he called me mom when I got in bed on top of him?
he said "i'm the cat whisperer, watch". he took a hit from the pipe, grabbed the cat and blew the smoke in its ear. he grinned and the cat started purring. it was magnificent
I've seen your dick too many times for both of us to be straight.
My apartment stinks of burning failure
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