farters have to be the big spoon...
i felt like the dude nobody likes from the mikes hard lemonade commercial
He IMed me 5 times, before my homepage even loaded. This is not gonna work out for me
good news. it is gonna rain tomorrow so now I don't have to pay to clean the puke off the side of your car.
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Did we both pass out talking about cake last night?
I'm missing some hair, but it's cool. Breadsticks are done.
The worst part was I wasn't conscious enough to move out of the way, I knew i was being puked on but I couldn't move.
I will be naked everywhere
It's Been clinically proven that people who have sex 6 or more times per week are happier than those who don't. Just and FYI. For your mental health. From a soon so be psychologist. Who is drunk.
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Apparently mr clean magic erasers don't clean blood off the ceiling
She came out of the bathroom listening to her iPod and crying. Then she started scream 'she will be loved'. She seems to be handling the break up well lol
please god let this picture I just uploaded not have my vagina in it
What part of the grouping of the words "anal beads" confuses you?
its 4am. iam sitting in the luggage car of the train eating beef jerkey. i feel like a hobo.
dont insult. no hobo is as pathetic as you.
He ate me out in the warehouse on a pallet of sunlight soap. I fucking love night shift!
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