you keep denying me to hang out, should i take a hint?
you keep asking me after midnight, should i take a hint?
why is it whenever you puke in the park there are always little kids on the swings?
It took us hanging out like four times to kiss. Id like to fuck you before I'm 30
I am fine. Katie thinkr i broke things pole dancing. I am coherant.
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The sex I just had was not worth missing a girls night out.
I honestly don't think it will ever get topped. Unless a real female cop arrests me, then fucks me. That's it.
Just drink your champagne out of a trophy like a fuckin winner
You just want me for my pizza coupons and my penis.
Was so high at one point last night that while showering I was worried that using too much hot water would slow down our Internet.
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All I want is some guy to eat me out while I work on grad school things then go on his way
I jus want to remember tomorrow how proud I was tonight for wearing my rainbow leggings as a long sleeved shrug I feel like fucking MacGuyver
Have you ever been anal in a bush on the Vegas strip drunk?
i swear a herd of elephants who like to smoke weed lives directly above our room
I’ve slept with a Senior, a Freshman and a Junior so far. I’m a Sophomore away from hitting for the cycle
When you realized the door was unlocked, you did the mission impossible yheme song and snuck into the bathroom. And continued it while you peed.
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