there's a guy here who looks like a hipster got a hold of obama and gave him a makeover.
No, dude. Even Jesus hates Creed.
When did you hit me on the head with a stool?
I am literally sitting on the toilet in utter disbelieve that last night even happened. My god that was only Monday.
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First thought today, I need a ventriloquist dummy that looks like me. This week's project has been determined.
Do you think I threw out my left shoulder during the keg stand or the stripper pole? It's medically relevant my chiropractor wants to know.
Excellent idea. Nothing says "congrats for resurrecting yourself, Jesus" like Greygoose at noon!
Can we go out and do something semi fancy soon? I feel like wearing a dress and pretending to be an adult.
I apparantly wanted to name her baby garbage
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But how will the next generation learn about life choices without a Jersery Shore?
Note to self: don't practice nerdy white girl dance choreography in the company bathrooms no matter how nice the huge mirrors and lighting are.
You left a motherfucking bruise. ON MY TIT. How? How do you even. No.
Dude, she set my Tinder preference to men, set the radius to 100 miles, and used up all of my right swipes. I think she's mad.
So now I know what having sex while surrounded by chickens feels like.
He asked me how many starwars references he could make before i no longer find him attractive.
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