Did you hit it?
Turns out she was a he. but to answer your question, yes.
maybe if you didn't yell 'buh duh duh da duh da dats all folks' when you came she wouldn't have left last night
End of the semester and I banged 14 freshman. I'm like my own welcome to college orientation guide.
I hated hipsters before it was mainstream.
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Please God, is a penis possibly making it to vagina town to much to ask for tonight.
The only thing I remember is vomiting and then feeding my dog a Mcdonalds cheeseburger and telling him yolo
Holy hangover, going dancing with family good idea, taking the last shot with the transvestite bar owner not so much...
We ended up debating which Food Network host would do best in porn.
I fucking love my neighbors. I offered him chocolate and somehow it turned into a sexual proposition.
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that was THE gayest party i've ever been to
To be fair, the theme was Cabaret. I don't know what you were expecting.
No fucking judgements. You know me. Chinese food vent sessions are safe places.
Sorry about coming to the pool in only a thong. I thought you said it was closed. Not that you were teaching a group of kids how to swim.
We were too tired to finish having sex so we just stopped to eat the cheesecake and passed out. I didn't mind
I'm still drunk, my mom is throwing up, and there is a random Irish guy out getting our house breakfast right now. Wednesday's are my bitch.
He was eating me out on a samsung washing machine and as soon as I came, I heard the "end of cycle" song. That tune will now always remind me of the screaming, multiple orgasms I recieved tonight!
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