is swine flu sexually transmttd?
Ha no, why?
sriously ive never had a hangovr this bad
At the hair cuttery. A father here with his daughter just answered his phone "ken's whorehouse"...Now I remember why I used to pay more for haircuts.
I looked up to you, until I saw her walk out of your room.
like why cant he just admit that he still wants to fuck me even though im underage
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We have sex, then he cooks. It's like a fantasy.
a guy from my religion class just walked in with a red cup. hello first friday of 2nd semester.
it got awkward when she realized that our nickname for her was "The Hambeast"
Well, if he didn't want to get caught mid-gay experience by his girlfriend, he shouldn't have pushed so hard to do MDMA with me.
What's more awkward than your little brother in law screaming, "I SAW YOUR TITTIES" at the breakfast table?
His step dad chiming in on the jokes.
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I'm gonna tie him up and fart in that pathetic excuse for a mustache
I made out with a guy because he ate a grape lollipop and he tasted delicious... not my proudest moment.
I was just thinking about our drunk conversation about having sex with elephants the other night. Love you bud. Stay strong.
I JUST GOT WOKEN UP TO HIM PISSING ON ME SAYING "IT HAS TO HAVE WATER TO GO TO THE BATHROOM" AND AFTER HE FINISHED HE DIDNT REMEMBER DOING IT
I sent her a video on Snapchat of me cumming, with a Father's Day snap filter that said "#1 Dad".
I'm kind of pissed I'm not hungover, that means I could have totally drank more last night.
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