You're perfectly engineered for doggy style
Ryan Reynolds porn could be a WMD. Have a giant TV on the front of your tank, and just drive around playing it. Everyone dies of orgasm overload.
That's it. Iraq is done. Everyone dies, game over man.
Single schmingle. No one actually obeys the relationship boundaries these days. Its 2009.
yeah she was being a bitch. do you remember me stealing ryan cabrerra's beer?!?!
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okay so using the row boat as a giant snow sled probably wasn't the best idea.
Today was the day I stopped kidding myself and started buying the handle of vodka.
He thought the strainer was a giant bowl to puke in.
Had to go to the urgent for a physical and I gave them my fake. Nurse was a sport though
Dude, it's not gay. It's winter.
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The doctor that gave me my std test is trying to hook me up with her daughter lol
He is asleep with his dick hanging out of my my little pony pajamas. I am required to wake this man up by blowjob
Your sexual fantasies often terrify me but get a pic
I just got my beard fondled by a drunk chick outside the venue. I feel slightly violated. And I think her boyfriend wanted to fight me.
My v day was great. There's a cum stain in the shape of a handprint on my sheets
Already doing pt exercises by picking my margarita up off the night stand. Fuck yeah.
Even my fuck buddy told me I needed a boyfriend. Fml.
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