well I mean we knew we had more drinkers than runners, so we had a "case race for the cure" for relay for life instead of an actual marathon. day drinking and philanthropy. can't go wrong.
This girl has a mullet weave. I missed oakland.
I think cutting a patient out of a owl costume is a first for those guys. It's a good story at least.
I am having the most awesome nonsexual conversation about my vagina right now
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I'm so stoned I just sat here for like at least 45 min thinking about how I would get some jack in the box tacos if only I knew where my wallet was and then I kind of blinked and finally noticed I had literally been staring at my wallet the ENTIRE fucking time
Let's stay in this weekend and play drinking games to the Winter Olympics.
As long as we can drink anytime we see a stray dog, mafia looking Russian or double toilet.
Just want to apologize again for asking to spot your form in the shower.
She gave me a roadie as we drove home from fireworks. People were still lighting off their displays as we drove by. I love America.
For reals. He's my age and he still hangs out at his frat house & gets hammered every weekend. Idk if I'm jealous of him or if I pity him
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Sooooooo this guy just asked me if I'd be interested in a threesome... I'm considering bc I would get to hang out with his dog afterwards.
We were having sex but then he spanked me and i punched him but it was just a reflex i swear
If there's a nuclear war you can come over. I'll feed you soup and you can rig up car batteries to power the coffee pot and toaster. We can grow tomatoes and chickens.
and i walked downstairs to find my brother using nunchucks, and making the appropriate noises. i simply asked "why"; his reply? "why the fuck do you think?". i love my family.
Dude just saw some some guy puke out of a car window on the highway going to school.
You're a brave, albeit stupid soul for wanting in on the fuckery that comes attached to my vagina
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