I can actually hear my brain cells scream as they die when she speaks.
Nothing says Happy Thanksgiving like having to pee in a condom for my cousin so that he can pass a drug test.
Every one of her profile pictures looks like an ad for American Apparel. Of course she has syphilis.
Could someone please kill snooki before she contributes to the gene pool.
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whiskey dick. though we did manage to break my closet door and flood the bathroom.
Tried to steal a keytar from my hook up's house.
This is going to be BYOBM Vegas trip: Bring Your Own Bail Money.
just gonna show up naked this time. that way i dont have to worry about finding my clothes tomorrow
You talked the cab driver into taking a shot from your flask at a red light because "Ray Charles would want him to"
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I have made the descision to sacrifice the first of my family's dogs that wakes me before noon tomorrow. I may quickly become the family outcast
I'm just gonna start letting dudes eat it. American idol for my vagina
After that time I came to the conclusion that jeeps are the best cars to have sex in
Why'd you print out every dick pic you've ever received and tape them to the bathroom walls?
i think i just naturally attract stoners
As much as I hate to admit it, some day ill need a man because I can't open jars myself and you can't 69 a dildo
Like I don't even know how to respond to this?
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