walking on gravel proved too much for her barefeet so she traded her bra for some guys sneakers.
when your friendship is based on dead babies and vodka there is a delicate balance. lesson learned. for what its worth, you are still my number one.
also, did you notice that when he quoted your email he used MLA format?
he was drinking cheap vodka with warm tap water and a packet of crystal light. if that's not an alcoholic then idk what is
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
The Vegas crew is in two groups, Team Vodka and Team Fireball. There is no winner in this.
I'm on a mission. But just to make out with him so his relationship collapses and he is single when I come back in April.
Highlight of the night was you walking into the men's room yelling "My husband is diabetic" and crawling under the stall to yell at me.
We now only communicate via Xbox messages. Living together is so easy
And then my hands went numb and no one believed me so I started putting peoples cigarettes out on them. Shitty idea i'll tell you that much
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
If I had 3 wishes one would for sure be a designated driver for life that gives hand jobs.
Never should have deleted her from my facebook. My new girl is so much hotter than she is, I just want to passive aggressively rub it in her face
STOP HOOKING UP WITH SOCCER MOMS! YOU ARE RUINING MY REPUTATION!
Im pretty sure breakfast wine is a thing, and if it isn't, I just invented it
Puke-y regrets or just things-seem-far-away regrets?
My ex's girlfriend just invited me clubbing. Guess who won the breakup?
Randomize